Hiking floss like a boss shirt

There I was, minding my own business, eating momma’s dental floss and Hiking floss like a boss shirt when she came home from work with a special surprise! It was a love note and some dried up pig ears from a stranger! Some stranger guy loves me! I asked momma if we could catch him and make him be my daddy but I guess he has a bunch of kids- gross!- and a wife who is gonna have another puppy in the spring. So maybe he’s just looking for a little romance on the side?

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