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Hippie Flower American Flag shirt

Go all out for the Fourth of July and make this Hippie Flower American Flag shirt! Mom and Dad had a lot of friends. Free-range cowboy poets, Native American and Mexican ranch hands, Jack Mormons, and Basque sheepherders. While Mom was working at the hospital, drunken reveling women with fat thighs crammed into embroidered bellbottoms were shrieking and cackling on the porch all night. A hippie wearing a long dirty Jesus robe with an American flag for an iris said, “Do you want to see something little girl?” Then pulled his glass eye out.



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