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I’m either drinking Starbucks coffee shirt

I must be given everything I want I’m either drinking Starbucks coffee shirt. Since I could not get the duct tape off and jump out of the car while cruising down Memorial Blvd at eighty miles an hour, I passed out from the abuse and thought of seeing Hillary Clinton in person. It was during this unconscious period that I was driven through a Starbucks and five people ordered nine thousand dollars of Starbucks coffee, after receiving both cups of coffee I was driven to an isolated warehouse where I was released and was able to return home three days later severely traumatized, dehydrated but Starbucks free.



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