I bought a bunch of clearance shirts with pompous sayings like this My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning shirt. I always feel weird when I wear them because I’m not the poster child for fitness. “I saw a guy with a shirt that read – your workout is my warm-up- yeah buddy? Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning! Suck it!” I guess its true my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning. Been drinking since 4 pm yesterday 2 750ml bottles later I still want a drinking buddy but I think everyone is sleep so I am drinking alone story of my life. Where are the other heavyweight drinkers at? Everyone is under the table. I hate being the last man Standing.
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