So I signed the credit card in front of her. I need this Warning this July girl does not play well with stupid people shirt. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
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